January 22, 2010
Went bowling. What an unproductive use of one’s time. I had a good time. The key to successful bowling is to have friends who are worse than you. That’s what a friend told me after he won his second game of the day.
In the War of Roses there was a lot of collateral damage. Mostly virgins, old ladies, and cabbage. It was during the War of Roses that beets were invented. They look like little hearts and were given as gifts to jilted lovers.