Too or not to Too

September 10, 2011

My eldest daughter has convinced me by example. She has about 20 tattoos. I thought for awhile that she was hideously disfigured. But like my conversion to Starbuck’s coffee I have come around. And now I’m going to get my own tattoo. A facial tattoo. The one I’m interested in is the one Mike Tyson has. I’m also leaning towards dragons. My friend Victor Genova tells me that the chicks really dig the dragon. Some kind of sexual fetish. I’m thinking a dragon off to one side of my forehead. Or perhaps under my eye on my cheek bone. Of course I might wimp out. And put one on my chin that I could cover with a beard if I didn’t like it in the future. Who knows? Any suggestions?

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